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Here I am protecting the precious things.

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he is the flower boy here to bless the tl

Jeff Goldblum is (almost) me in the move "Isle of Dogs".
I bet the (almost) me is like super-awseome and everything.

We are beings in Linen 1906, Glasgow and the wondrous humans brought @iggy and I pulled pork.
SCORE!
They are all of the awesomes here.

My cooling pad is all of the awesomes.

We are watchings sport ball of the foot.
I do not understand rules, no one is chewing on ball.
That is bestest things about ball.

So hots. Stairs much of the highs.
Please to be carryings?

Meltings! I am all of the meetings!

We live in Nottinghamshire, but now it brings Hottinghamshire.

Turn the heatings down, sillies humans.

This is one of my favouritest photos from yesterday. The camera just loves me, darlings!

(Original by Jay, m.facebook.com/Dogs-of-Notts-3 )

This is my new bestest fur buddy "Marshal" and I in the "Totally Tapped", Beeston

Glorious peoples of Mastadonia, please to be comings to a doggy day at the Totally Tapped, Beeston, Nottinghamshire!

facebook.com/totallytappedmicr

Much sorries for Facebook link, but they have no website.

Houses rule: If not gettings the good bed, you can havings the sofa.

A Santas Hats is not just for Christmas.

I am neighbourhood watchings. Much importants job.
Number 14's curtains are all of the terribles, and I'm colour blind!

My new friend Jeff can do awesome tricks.

Alabama Rot is in the UK and it is all of the nasties. Be on alert for unexplained lesions, loss of appetite, vomiting.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home

vets4pets.com/stop-alabama-rot

Please to be boosting for visibilities.