Glorious peoples of Mastadonia, please to be comings to a doggy day at the Totally Tapped, Beeston, Nottinghamshire!
Much sorries for Facebook link, but they have no website.
Alabama Rot is in the UK and it is all of the nasties. Be on alert for unexplained lesions, loss of appetite, vomiting.
Please to be boosting for visibilities.
The "Hovawart" breed should be renamed to the "Hoverfart".
Crufts. Are you watchings?
PLEASE TO BE EXPLAININGS YOURSELF!
Crufts is on! Crufts is on!
Everyone turn to Ch 4+1.
I will be having words the the humans, how very DARE they make me wait!
It's sub-zero. It's icy. It's....WALKIES TIME!!!
Please take me into the snows. I'll lick your nose to say "I love you". Snows. Please, please, please.