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Glorious peoples of Mastadonia, please to be comings to a doggy day at the Totally Tapped, Beeston, Nottinghamshire!

facebook.com/totallytappedmicr

Much sorries for Facebook link, but they have no website.

Houses rule: If not gettings the good bed, you can havings the sofa.

A Santas Hats is not just for Christmas.

I am neighbourhood watchings. Much importants job.
Number 14's curtains are all of the terribles, and I'm colour blind!

My new friend Jeff can do awesome tricks.

Alabama Rot is in the UK and it is all of the nasties. Be on alert for unexplained lesions, loss of appetite, vomiting.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home

vets4pets.com/stop-alabama-rot

Please to be boosting for visibilities.

Please to be lettings me out super-beggings.

Looking into my eyes. Deeper. Yes, deeper. You are in my powers. Givings to me the biccies. You are wantings to be giving me all of the biccies.

The "Hovawart" breed should be renamed to the "Hoverfart".
Discussings, please.

Crufts. Are you watchings?
No?
PLEASE TO BE EXPLAININGS YOURSELF!

Crufts is on! Crufts is on!
Everyone turn to Ch 4+1.

I will be having words the the humans, how very DARE they make me wait!

It's sub-zero. It's icy. It's....WALKIES TIME!!!

Please take me into the snows. I'll lick your nose to say "I love you". Snows. Please, please, please.

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@Eva, where is beings my dinners? I give paw, you give dinners. Is good deal?

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