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Iggy Pup @iggy

So I got in a fight at agility. Am I ever in trouble. ☹

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· SubwayTooter · 0 · 0

@iggy you are all of the stupids.
1. Don't get into fights, have funs!
2. If you get into a fight, go for the bums. Not teeth.

@iggy @alice the pair of you. No fights.
And @alice lay off the bums. Weird creature.

@tomas "war dog"? Pfft.
"Doofus dog" more like.
Perhaps "pugilistic puppy"? Or "mauled mongrel"?