Jason @jason@social.irrwitz.com

Tories found in contempt of parliament. Get it right up ye, you poverty punishing shitebags.

#brexit

WTF? Are Russian manholes spring-loaded?

Current obsession: watching videos of bad driving.

Someone really needs to write "Russian Driving Simulator" what the AI is blind, drunk, insane, suicidal or all four. Goal? Get home alive.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Just taken our seats to see "A Perfect Circle". sold out gig, plenty of people to help eat the elephant.
(Don't panic. that's the name of their new album).

@iggy managed to open a huge tub of dried white bait a d was having himself a sneaky supper in the kitchen.
Not sure whether to be angry or impressed.

#dogs #mastodogs

This #beer is literally liquid butterscotch. Totally amazing. "Dark City" by Northern Monk et al.

Oh, and if you haven't seen the film "Dark City", go watch it. Now.

The Guardian is on firm here:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/15/from-here-to-brexeternity-an-alternative-lexicon-for-these-times

Schadenfuck A term soon to be adopted by remainers to describe their feelings when confronted with the ongoing Brexit car crash – an unusual combination of complete vindication and absolute abject horror (coined by the educationalist Sam Freedman).

Irony: Dry weather optimised bicycle chain lube being sold in Scotland.

Just witnessed whilst walking the dogs: a cyclist riding past a group of folks just hanging out and then throwing an egg at them.

The cyclist missed, but the group didn't.

Top-tip: when doing such a "prank" make sure you can out-pedal the fastest sprinter in the group, or things will end badly for you.

The latest episode of "The Naked Scientists" podcast was about catalysts and had a but about beer.
Beer made without yeast and using human saliva instead.
I actually felt sick.

So I got the renewal in for my motorcycle insurance. £400+, yikes!
Within 15+ years no claims, I decided to shop around and got a comparable to cover my modified motorcycle *and* leathers etc for less than half price.
Who with?
The same company!
#whatthefuck

The SNP's 404 page is rather funny:
https://www.snp.org/404

#scotland

It's life, apparently.

#beer

@WelshPixie hi! I've been AFK for a bit; what happened with your buddy and the weird evangelical shenanigans?

#popcorn

Sorry for the brief outage. MDADM had pulled a drive from the RAID and the server needed a bit of TLC.
All went well and props to MDADM for making the whole process just so easy.
SoftRAID for life!